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Questions.

2010-09-03T21:23:00.000-07:00

Is it worth staying in the relationship? Am I actually happy?

I'm done being hurt but loving her itself hurts so much.

Why is it so hard to be understood, hey.

NOT A SINGLE LOVER DESERVES TO BE TREATED THIS WAY.

What is this tear?

Another form of FEAR?

Hear me, dear...

HEAR!!!!

HOW I MISS THE FUCKING YESTERYEAR.

2010-09-01T21:51:00.000-07:00

You believe what you see, do you still believe what you don't see?

Most people do, and for that reason religions were "invented". No no I'm not gonna talk about religion and/or faith here, I'm done being cornered by people years ago. I'm in the mood for talking about TRUST in general. Why? Because I'm having this disability to trust, even though not completely, but partially. I swear a certain person will be upset if she reads this.

It's just like waves. Sometimes they can be harsh, surging, rushing, but sometimes they are calm, quiet, relaxed. The characteristic is determined by the wind, the stronger the wind is, the more rushing they will be. Just like trusts.

There will come times when you are required to believe in someone or more, as they demand A TRUST from you. To trust can be easy but it can also be the hardest thing to do, it all depends on the "wind". There's no way you can control trust by yourself, at least for me personally, how do you control a wave? The "wind" plays major part controlling, or we can say, as an external factor. You can easily trust someone if they're trustworthy, what they do makes you more confident and convinces you so you can trust even more. Oh well, how do you trust a liar?

Let's go to another example: FAITH.

This is what I experienced. Everytime I go to masjid for praying, or when I listen to preaches there, I feel like I'm the most faithful person in the whole world and I believe I'm not the only one experiencing that. We are human once again when we walked out of that sacred place, with normal faith level far below when we were there. Because FAITH IS FLEXIBLE AND FLUCTUATING, just like trust. Or waves. Or my hair.

That's all folks.

p.s: There is no more blue everytime I hear from you. The wind blows sooo free everytime you say you love me. Stay mine, dear Perth. I'll make you the happiest girl on earth.

BOREDOM ATTACK

2010-09-01T00:31:00.000-07:00

John Mayer said,"When you're sleeping with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part."

I'd say,"When you're BORED with a broken heart, oh well mati aja lu."

I'm in an extreme boredom. If a boredom were a theme park, this one is DisneyLand California if you get what I mean. See, I talk nonsense and this is caused by the DisneyLand California! (I'm not sure you'll get what I mean coz I don't even get myself)

I get bored easily nowadays, because I just lost my job which makes me pretty much jobless (if you don't consider picking nose and reading comic books are jobs), and my new class will commence next month. That's 30 days, dammit! And yeah I'm a student once more, thanks to the parents -____- You better feel the sarcasm. I'll be going back to the hometown in 6 days though and I'm certain I will feel better there, at least I know what to do there, umm maybe.

Since nobody actually reads this, I'm gonna curhat. I'm in pain and I'm bored, what could be worse than that?! The pain is indescribable, it's feeling. I know and SHE knows it's gonna heal but during the process, just like right now, it is really hurting. She is now out there somewhere I don't know what exactly she's doing, but PAIN + BOREDOM seems like a perfect formula of life which equals to MASSIVE NEGATIVITIES. Trust me, if the heart of mine is still a whole, this would never ever be felt.

I feel like crying now dammit goddamit goddeitytitanmit.

She's now in the city with her friend, doing I don't know what and it must be a lot of fun. I would find a cute little lovely afternoon Skype much funner than anything else, but apparently she is in the opposition. And she texted me telling that she met HIS sister, hufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff now give me one single reason why I shouldn't be worried.

Anyway, no matter what she does there, or apart from what I feel right now, I LOVE HER and I believe this is the way to work it out: By sacrificing the feeling of one of ours, and I guess that's mine.

Wait, I thought we were talking about boredom????

A LITTLE BIT OF YOUR TIME

2010-09-01T00:02:00.000-07:00

What might bring up a little curve in my mouth :)

IF YOU LOVE ME, FUCKING SHOW IT!

2010-08-23T00:28:00.000-07:00

Sumpah gw ga tau lagi dimana tempat enak buat ngelampiasin emosi. Biasanya sih Twitter, tapi disana banyak orang kenal dan males aja soalnya Indonesians are fucking judgmental. I might swear a lot in this post, so be prepared.

Yesterday was my birthday, all I wanted was HER. She was fucking there to wish me a happy fucking birthday in the fucking midnight even though she wasn't the first fucking wisher. I've dreamt to spend the whole fucking night chatting and videocamming with her until fucking morning, that'd be great for a fucking birthday, right? But too bad, we only fucking Skyped for 1 hour. I was fucking upset and sad, but there's nothing I could do coz she never fucking wants to see me angry. Not even complaining, no I can't complain coz that would piss her off. I don't want her to be fucking upset. I'm grateful though for the 1 fucking hour chat.

I thought we could make it up for it, and I planned to fucking Skype at night with her instead and she said okay. But guess what, she went out with her friends (and HE was there too!) until midnight and that was already a different day. I'd been waiting since 9 for 3 straight hours until she finally came home. And the best part is, the 2 hours was actually defunct coz her phone's battery is dead so we couldnt really text each other, and I was left hanging worried and all. On my BIRTHDAY.

Today is the day after my birthday. She told me she would make it up for last night, and promised me to have a nice lovely afternoon Skype. But guess what, I've been waiting for exactly 3 hours and 41 minutes now but she doesn't come home yet. And it was my fault for waiting coz she said she didn't even fucking promise. I've been texting her but she doesn't seem to care replying.

The funny part is, if I told her how much I'm upset because of these, I'm the one who is wrong! And in the end, she will break our relationship (AGAIN) by saying a very classic quote,"You don't deserve me, you deserve someone better than me. Let me leave." And I never ever find it FUNNY.

No wonder there are very very few good guys around. This is what happens when you are being good, because bad things happen to good fucking people!!!

HELLO.. PERMISI... MASIH INGET SAYA GA?

2009-03-08T23:59:00.000-07:00

Nama saya Deonardodicaprio, pemilik http://deodeo.multiply.com h ttp://www.youtube.com/captaindasya (hehe promo dikit).

Saya telah resmi kembali ke dunia permultiplaian, karena akhirnya mendapat kembali passwordku yang hilang. Gila ya gw, password aja ilang apalagi dompet! Yaudah gausah disesali, lebih kita bertawakal kepada Tuhan YME dan bersyukur atas segala nikmat-Nya (ngomong apa sih gue -_-). Mau tau password saya apa? Nih: **********

Kenapa bisa lupa password? Karena murni keGUWOBLOGan saya aja. (bacanya kaya gini: guwwobbloggghhhh!)

Minta maaf banget buat semua teman-temin kawan-kawin sahabat-sahabit saya disini, karena kesan sombong yang saya timbulkan. Kalian pasti kangen deh, rindu banget gitu. Maaf yaaaaaaa!

Berikut adalah foto saya untuk mengingatkan anda semua betapa gantengnya saya.

Puas kan?!

Yah intinya, SAYA SANGAT ECCITED (bner ga tulisannya?) BISA ONLINE MULTIPLY LAGI! AKHIRNYA BISA BLOGGING LAGI! CURHAT LAGI! HIP HIP HURAAA!!

p.s: Didedikasikan untuk Sigit, Arddhe, Farid, Dapit, Bawien, Virra, Och11, Anita, Lolita, Ikan, Gita, Doroii, Yasu, Renvil, Ekigendutitemberminyak, om Samsi, tante Adisz, om Henry, tante Barbadoshe, dan masih banyak lagi. Masih sering ngempi kan kalian?!

[bukti] JANGAN FOTO BERTIGA, YANG TENGAH MATI DULUAN

2008-12-10T21:32:00.000-08:00

KISAH PANJAAANG DEO KE SINGAPUR NGEBANTUIN BANDNYA TEMEN JADI BAND PEMBUKA ANGELS AND AIRWAVES, 6 - 8 NOVEMBER 2008 ngos-ngosan

2008-12-09T05:02:00.000-08:00

Panjang ga seeeeh?! Begitu pula postingan ini, kemungkinan akan jadi panjang.. Huh males banget ngetiknya, lantas kenapa masih aja saya ngetik? Itu dia pertanyaan 1 milyarnya, SAYA JUGA GA TAU KENAPA! Ada tuntutan dari dalam diri sendiri aja untuk ngepost mengenai ini, padahal tingkat kepentingan hanya 1,73%.. Semoga bukan hanya saya yang terkena sindrom-harus-blogging-kalo-ngga-gabakal-bisa-tidur ini!

Hari Jumat tanggal 6 November tahun 2008/1429 Hijriyah, pukul 6.30 pagi saya berangkat menuju KL Sentral, sebuah stasiun kereta KL-Singapore. Udah lama banget ga mandi jam 6 pagi, terakhir ya ketika masih SMU..huahaha. Oke ah kayanya gue hobi banget yak nyebar aib. Sekitar jam 7 pagi, saya bertemu dengan anak-anak Self-Control di stasiun kereta. Tunggu, apa itu Self-Control? Selain bermaksud pengendalian diri, Self-Control (SC) adalah nama dari sebuah band indie rock dari Jakarta. Personilnya adalah temen2x deket saya, dan mereka berkesempatan menjadi band pembuka Angels and Airwaves (AVA). Ga tau AVA? NORAK LU!! Huahahahahahahahaa.. *padahal gue juga baru tau -SIGH*

Ketika nunggu kereta

Dan keretanya donk saudara-saudari, ga enak banget apalagi kalo dibandingin dengan kereta Jakarta-Jogja kelas bisnis..haha maklum soalnya cuma itu kereta di Indonesia yang pernah saya naekin. Kenapa lebih ga enak? Bayangin aja, masa pintu pembatas tiap gerbongnya aja OTOMATIS, jadi kalo kita lewat langsung kebuka gitu. Kereta di Indo donk, tinggal lewat aja karena emang GA ADA PINTU. Lebih enak kan? Udah gitu kalo laper harus ke KAFETARIA dulu, di Indo donk TUKANG JUALAN pada lewat. Lebih enak kan? I love Indonesia banget deh! AC mah ga penting kalo akhirnya angin-malam-yang-berhembus-lewat-sela-sela-jendela itu lebih dingin. Hiburan? Cuma ada 2 TV PLASMA DI TIAP GERBONG, di Indonesia donk ada LIVE MUSIC (tau kan apa?). Emang deh I LOVE INDONESIA *background bendera merahputih berkibar*

Lebih keren dari kantin SMP gua!

Bikin pusing karena jalannya MUNDUR

Anak band kalo molor mangap yak?

Setelah menempuh perjalanan MUNDUR selama kurang-lebih 7 jam, sayapun merasa muda kembali (emang ngaruh ye?!). Akhirnya sampe di Singapur jam 4 sore, dan langsung berangkat ke hotel menuju taksi. Sampe kamar hotel saya langsung membuka sarung Acep dan segera nyari wifi. Dapet sih dapet, tapi buat online aja saya harus bayar 4$ sejam. Berhubung budget saya hanya 40$ buat TIGA HARI, maka niat itu saya urungkan dan berdampak ga online sama sekali selama 3 hari. Ga tau gue kangen pacar apa yak?! Dasar hotel kamfretz. Akhirnya di hari yang sama kita pun langsung berjalan-jalan keliling negara (emang sempit sih huahahaa).

Deo(dorant) nginep di Fragrance -_-

Yang kiri sok turis padahal duit tiris -_-

Rumputnya hijau banget.. Pahanya putih banget..

Jalan-jalan sampe malem, berhasil ngeluarin duit 1$ doank buat kencing huahahaha karena makan dibayarin temen. Akhirnya kita segera istirahat karena besok is the big day! Konser SC jadi band pembuka AVA! Gileeeee men, personil-personil AVA itu adalah idola kita semua. Terutama sang vokalis, Tom Delonge, yang dulu adalah frontman band legendaris Blink 182. He was the reason why I started playing guitar..haha. Ngga lebay loh, makanya saya semangat banget bisa ada kesempatan ketemu beliau. Pokoknya ketika sampai hotel, kita pun segera istirahat dan saling meniduri satu sama lain (loh?!). Pokoknya bisa jadi opening act band sebesar AVA, sungguh sebuah kehormatan banget.

Ya see what I'm sayin?!

SKIPPED TO THE H DAY (ada gitu H day?)

Konser AVA dimulai pukul 8 malem, tapi SC (band temen gue) membuka acara jam 7 malem. Kita udah di venue sejak jam 2 siang, berharap bisa bertemu lebih cepat dengan para personil AVA. Yah kita berhasil ketemu mereka, dan kita juga berhasil foto-foto juga. Ironisnya, kita justru ga berhasil foto dengan yang paling kita idolakan, yaitu Mr. Tom Delonge. Temen-temen saya pada kecewa karena dia ternyata SOMBONG PARAH! Saya sih biasa aja, dia emang dari kecil ga pernah bergaul gitu sama temen sekelasnya sih..huahaha sotoy. Tapi beneran, kecewa juga karena we all looked up on him. Saya 'berhasil' foto sama dia, dengan sedikit pemaksaan tentunya. Here goes!

WOOOOTTTT!!!!

Bukan hanya itu sobat (jyahh sok asik!), saya dan Mr. Tom ini juga sempet ngobrol!! Beliau malah megang2x rambut saya sambil bilang,"I like your hair." dan dia lanjut jalan meninggalkan saya yang tak bisa berkata apa-apa selain mengeluarkan tatapan tak percaya. Gileeeeeee ini rambut, gue langsung ga tega buat basahin! Udah ga pernah keramas, sekarang ga tega basahin..wakakak mau jadi apa kamu Deo?! Dan Mr. Tom belom tau aja bahwa rambut gue ngeluarin cairan tanpa bau yang bersifat korosif dan beracun..MUAHAHAHAHA.

Oke deh sisanya poto-poto aja yak! Capek euy!

FANS SC, bela-belain dateng dari tanah melayu.

Self-Control 5 menit sebelum manggung

Ngga narsis ga eksis

SC sound check

SC rocking out

Ryan (SC) ngasih tanda tangan. Kapan yak giliran gua?!

Suasana bacsktage ketika AVA manggung. Man, it's a totally different world.

Buat temen-temen yang mau dengerin lagu Self-Control, nih silakan download disini. Lagunya tuh tipe-tipe punkrock tapi dengan banyak sentuhan melodi dan lirik yang catchy, cocok banget buat anak-anak muda. Kenapa saya sampai melakukan segininya? Iya, sekarang gue public relation mereka gitu deh -_- dan silakan kunjungin mereka di website mereka disini: http://www.myspace.com/selfcontrolsc. Tonton juga video mereka di acara yang bersangkutan dengan postingan ini disini. Okeeee deh, please support us. Please support local indie music.

[review panjang dan sotoy] JAZZ, BECHYEK, DAN ABEGEJEHHHHH

2008-12-01T01:28:00.000-08:00

Nyampe venue tempat Jak Jazz (Istora Senayan) jam 20.47. Dengan keadaan capek dan pusing karena baru dua jam mendarat di bandara Soekarno-Hatta, saya beserta bokap dan Denov (salah satu adik kandung) langsung dikerubungin oleh calo tiket, bukan manta tiket (jayus ya? apa ngebingungin?). "Mas sapisial sow mas, sapisial sow murah mas!", kata mereka sambil megang-megang tangan saya dan ada juga yang megang2x rambut saya -.- entah apa maksudnya! Setelah memilih secara random, akhirnya terpilihlah calo dari Sukabumi bernama kang Dadang paling kasep, dan kita beli 3 tiket untuk 600,000 IDR. Agak sirik juga sama om Kondre yang dapet tiket 50ribu, daily tiket termasuk spesial show! Mungkin disangka sodara kali om sama calonya..hahaha. Dan diluar gerbang pun ada terlihat satu geng anak-anak muda ganteng-ganteng menggunakan kalung segede rante sepeda, baju gombrong ala Rama Aiphama, dan sepatu hiphop gaul harga jutaan. Disangka konser Kanye West mungkin.

Rama Aiphama

Begitu masuk, indera penciuman saya yang terkenal tajam ini langsung 'kedip-kedip' tanda ada bahaya. Bener aja, bau sampah men! Tapi orang laen pada biasa aja, jgn-jgn cuma gue doank? Oke nevermind, kita pun langsung segera cari jadwal dan peta panggung. Ketika minta jadwal, dengan nada tidak mengenakkan dan meremehkan (negatif thinking mulu gue, mungkin karena saat itu lagi capek ya), mbak-mbak disitu ngomong,"Tapi harus bayar mas, gimana?". Dengan tatapan etttdah-gua-timpuk-pake-duit-koinan-juga-lu!, akhirnya saya pun ngalah dan segera tersenyum sambil akhirnya membeli juga. Huff kok bisa-bisanya kaya gitu lolos kualifikasi panitia? Langsung ngeliat jadwal dan terlihat tulisan 'Indra Lesmana Reborn pukul 21.00', dengan gaya lari ala pelari maraton dari Kenya, kita bertiga segera ke ruangan itu. Ruangan dimana kita ga tau letaknya dan sok-sokan ikut keramaian tapi akhirnya bener juga :|

Indra Lesmana Reborn, dengan formasi Indra Lesmana, Mates, Nikita Dompas, Aksan Sjuman, Rejos, dan brass sectionnya adalah salah satu dari Noorsaid brothers' dan Pak Doni. Kita masuk ke hall ini dari pintu samping, dan sound yang keluar hanyalah suara drum dan perkusi, sedikit suara electric piano-nya Indra, dan TIDAK KEDENGERAN BASS SAMA SEKALI. Saya segera meluncur ke bagian tengah panggung dengan harapan bisa dapet sound yang lebih baik, tapi nihil saudara-saudara. Suara bass masih tenggelem dibandingkan dengan yang lain, dan itu mengecewakan. Ga tau deh kalo yang dibelakang banget atau yang diatas. Yang lebih ngecewain lagi adalah lagu-lagu yang mereka bawakan. Harapan saya adalah ketika nonton Reborn di Java Jazz 2005, dimana mereka tampil enerjik (setidaknya lebih enerjik dibanding kemarin) dengan lagu-lagu JAZZ, bukan POP seperti kemaren, apalagi pake ada penampilan dari 3 mantan finalis Indonesian Idol segala (namanya kayanya sih Mike, Donita, sama satu lagi cowo banci tapi jago joget). Bawain lagu favoritku berjudul My Favorite Things tapi ga terlalu spesial, om Indra juga pas bagian solo kurang cadas dan kalo istilah om kondre, 'masih sopan'..hehe. Untung penutupannya bagus, lagu berjudul Reborn yang menurut saya merupakan anthem dari band ini..

Nilai: 6/10

Lanjut ke panggung luar, nonton band dari Malaysia maen. Sambil becyek-becyekan, untung ngga ujan-ujanan dan ojyek-ojyekan. Tanah becek dilapisin pake papan dan kertas koran, bener-bener menghancurkan pemandangan yang udah ancur. Dan sepatu putihku yang tercinta ini harus kurelakan menjadi kecoklat-coklatan, jadi eksotis gitu deh sama kaya yang punya. Eh iya ngomongin band, hmmmm.

Nama bandnya adalah Bassgroove100 (baca: besgruf wanhandred), sebenenya udah sering sih nonton band ini di KL sini, dan saya pribadi sangat suka dengan lagu-lagu mereka. Bernuansa fusion tapi agak smooth juga, ala GRP Live in Session taun 85' dan Bhaskara, band legendaris Indonesia yang merupakan wakil pertama Indonesia di North Sea Jazz Festival taun 80an. Masalah utama dari penampilan ini adalah sama dengan Indra Lesmana Reborn, yakni SOUND. Saya seringkali memergoki sang gitaris band ini ngomel-ngomel ke sound engineers, tapi setelah itu seakan ga ada perubahan berarti. Masih banyak feedback. KEMBALIIN DUIT GUA WOI PANITIA! Tapi tetep, lebih bagus dari Indra Lesmana Reborn.

Nilai: 7.5/10

Abis itu nonton SAPISIAL SOW..hahaha. Yang tampil adalah Open Hands Project, yang saya tau cuman sang pemain bass aja, yakni Mr. Abe Laboriel..sempet rajin nonton beliau via YouTube, dan emang wajib nonton banget.

Oke banget loh, walaupun sebenernya saya ngarepin lagu-lagu smooth Jazz gitu hehe.Soundnya bagus banget, atau setidaknya lebih baik dibanding dengan dua band yang saya tonton terdahulu.Dan banyak juga yang pada ngedance, gue sampe heran deh padahal bandnya maenin lagu waltz ketukan 3/4 gitu, yang cocok buat dansa tapi malah dipake break dance.. huahuahau ngakak sendiri gue. Band ini berusaha komunikatif sama penonton, seperti ngajak nyanyi bareng tapi respon penonton sangat minim.. Dan akhirnya gua nyanyi-nyanyi sendiri dah bodo amat diliatin..hehehe. Dan Mr. Abe Laboriel, masih selincah dulu! Hahaha asal mistar-mister aja gua..

Nilai: 8/10

Berada di festival Jazz ini serasa ada nonton pensi. Bukan cuma sampah dan bechyek yang ada dimana-mana, tapi juga ABEGEJE (gabungan dari ABG dan AGJ) menyebar di seantero Istora Senayan. Ketemu kembaran saya (Afgan) lagi foto-foto sama fans-fans cowonya, kok kayanya norak banget ya festival Jazz ini? Hmm..

The good thing was, saya banyak ketemu temen-temen lama maupun temen online, such as Amelia Mas'ad anaknya drummer legendaris Karim Suweileh, Roy Kayhatu dan Igor (temen masa kecil dulu!), Blackmamba dari Kaskus (woi akhirnya tidur dimana lu?), mbak Jazzlova yang manisssss banget (mana fotonya nih mbaaak :p), Resta sang aprentis Pak Indro, Om Kondre (walopun kita ga saling tegur sapa dan cuma liat-liatan) dan masih banyak lagi. Padahal saat itu saya ga ada HP buat dihubungin, tapi ya ini membuktikan bahwa KITA SEBAGAI MANUSIA MASIH BISA HIDUP TANPA HENPON..muahahahahahah! Tapi sayang sekali ga sempet ketemu temen-temen band jaman SMU dulu.. T___T

ki-ka: Denov, Dasya, mas ganteng, Roy, pacarnya Roy, Igor, Amel

[dadakan] NONTON JAK JAZZ

2008-11-28T17:36:00.000-08:00

Doain dapet tiket pesawat yak

*padahal hari senen ujian

[bingung pilih mana] DIANTARA MALAIKAT DAN IBLIS!

2008-11-19T22:05:00.000-08:00

p.s: One Piece chapter 523 udah keluar loh.

[akhirnya] PERKENALKAN!!! :D

2008-11-16T18:00:00.000-08:00

Setelah penantian selama bertahun-tahun..

Setelah pencarian selama berjarak-jarak.. (ada ga?)

Setelah penderitaan selama bersakit-sakit.. (lebih ngasal lagi)

AKHIRNYA SAYA BERHASIL MENEMUKAN:

Pujaan hati

Kekasih jiwa

Alarm-bangun-tidur

dan yang pasti..

PACAR! Hehehhe.

Maaf ya para kawan-kawan jomblowan-jomblowati (ngga mau nyebutin merk) karena aku telah melangkahi kalian.. Sungguh tidak ada niat buruk dibalik ini semua>.< PERCAYALAH!

Ok, lalu siapakah wanita ~~beruntung~~ tersebut?
PERKENALKAN...

NADYA AYU DINANTI (yang atas!)

Buat yang mau tau lebih detail mengenai beliau, silakan klik disini.. Hehe ngga deng, disini nih. Ayo ayo semuanya kenalan sama dia, obral obral! Anaknya baik kok, kadang lucu tapi lebih sering jayus, anaknya ngeselin, jangan sekali2x bikin dia marah kalau ga mau mati muda. Pokoknya semuanya wajib mampir dan say hello ke MP dia, disini nih.

"I shall be her shoulder to cry on and her best friend. And I shall spend every day trying to think of how to make her laugh. She has the most beautiful laugh. If smile could kill, she'd be the best murderer ever existed. She is loved. BY ME."

written by: Deo.

ANJRIT MALU ABIS GUE! Hahahahahah.

p.s Ucapan selamat akan lebih dihargai apabila diberikan dalam bentuk uang.

bonus:

BUAT PENGGEMAR NARUTO

2008-11-13T00:02:00.000-08:00

KAKASHI GA TEWAS KETIKA MELAWAN PAIN DAN AKATSUKI DI CHAPTER 424.

DIA TEWASNYA KARENA MELINDUNGI SASUKE DARI SERANGAN RASENGAN NARUTO.

ADA JUGA VERSI YANG MENYEBUTKAN BAHWA KAKASHI TEWAS KARENA NYELAMETIN GUY (GURUNYA ROCK LEE).

ps. ngapain gua nulis ginian yak?!

[banyak pics] MPO AND WEDDING GIG

2008-11-09T03:49:00.000-08:00

Selamat pukul 22.45

Oke kawan-kawin, teman-temin, pacar-pacir, sahabat-sahabit, seperti yang telah saya janjikan, ini adalah sebuah postingan lanjutan atau kontinuasi (sadappp!) dari postingan sebelum ini.

2 hari yang lalu, terbilang tanggal 9 November 2008, ada tiga hal ~~sangat penting~~ ngga penting yang wajib kalian ketahui. Pertama adalah: silakan baca postingan sebelum ini huahaha ketauan banget males ngetik. Tentang keribetan duniawi gitu deh. Kedua adalah: Saya pergi nonton MPO (Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra, mantep abis namanya dah!) bersama dosen-paling-cool-sedunia dan ~~beberapa~~ dua teman sekelas. Ketiga adalah: Gig wedding (bukan wedang, itu mah minuman) pertama seumur hidup, ahhh seru!

Oke let the pictures do the talking. MALES NGETIK BOOOOO.

14.55: SEBELUM BERANGKAT

Kok bawa gitar sama kandang anjing portable? Enak aje itu namanya amplifier, Googling gih sono biar pinter wakakaka. Jadi ya gitu, selesai nonton MPO, saya langsung ~~maen~~ kerja sebagai band wedding gitu deh. Tadaaaaa, jadilah James Bond bergitar!

15.00: DI MPO

SUASANA DI RUANGAN MPO. Yep, saya duduk paling depan dan lumayan pegel juga nih leher, suaranya bagaikan botol Aqua digremes gitu ketika saya 'kretek-kretek'in. Dan coba liat itu pipa raksasa, buset dah coba dikamar saya ada begituan.... Lalu buat apa ya?

KI-KA: Sani dari Malaysia, Paul Mange Sebastian dari Tanzania (siapanya Tasmania ya?), dan the coolest teacher ever existed!

Dua detik setelah diambilnya foto ini: "Ekskiyus me, we wiell heff rutyek yorrr kamera coz you have breached de law " sambil goyangin pentungan. Et dahhh kamfretz nyaris tewas dipentung satpam India!

17.00: DI HOTEL J.W MAK ERROTT

Dua kata: MAKANANNYA DIJATAHIN! Anjrit bete abis, gua udah ngebayangin makan bebas, udah pake bawa rantang juga padahal! Mending kalo enak, itu nasgor lama dimasaknya doank! Kampret. Dan blog ini disponsori oleh Pepsi.

Nah ini mbak vokalis nih, suaranya bagus dan powerful banget, kurang lebih sama lah kaya suara saya. Yang bilang kaya kakak adek gua kepret nih!

Oh Iban, senyumanmu manis sekali.

Ada Michael Jackson, harap jaga anak anda.

Serius, ini format yang susah banget. Disaat yang sama saya harus bisa jaga tempo atau time keeping dan mempertahankan groove, memainkan melodi, dan juga harus seritmis mungkin. Dua kata: MIMPI BURUK! Tapi gpp sih, seru bangetttt.. :D

FRENSTER BANGET GA SIHHH?!

Ahhhh! Jangan perkosa Iban-ku!!

DAN AKHIRNYA.. TADAAA!! JENG JENG!! ENG ING ENG!! DOONGGGG!!!

Ini dia foto satu band. DILARANG LAMA-LAMA NGELIAT MUKA GUAAAA...

00.00: SAMPE RUMAH

TEWAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIDALAM KERIBETAN MASIH SEMPAT BLOGGING

2008-11-08T15:13:00.000-08:00

Yaaah itulah yang sedang terjadi pada diriku sekarang. Dalam waktu 2 jam lagi, saya sudah harus berangkat menuju J.W Mak Errot Hotel. Kaga lah gile aje saya nginep disana, rate sehari bisa dapet makan sebulan kali ye..huahaha nasib mahasiswa banyak utang. Jadi ngapain saya kesono? Oke begini ceritanya... *krik krik suara jangkrik*

Saya diajak jadi band dalam sebuah kawinan yang akan diselenggarakan hari Minggu, 9 November 2008, pukul 19.00 di ballroom hotel Marriott (dateng yak!). Sound check jam 5 sore, dan jam 3 sore ini saya ada janji dengan dosen plus beberapa temen kelas untuk nonton ORKESTRA MUSIK KLASIK. Sumpah ini murni sok-sokan, gue kan GA NGERTI APA-APA TENTANG MUSIK KLASIK kecuali lagu Fur Elise yang ada di kartun Ghost at School di TV7, yang kalo didenger 5 kali kita bisa mati! Gile itu episode paling serem sih menurutku, apalagi pas ada suara,"Tiga kali lagiiiiiii...". Kyaaaaa kok jadi ngomongin ginian?! WOI DEO GUWOBLOGGGG, WAKTU LO DIKIT TAU!

Oke berikut adalah beberapa hal yang meracau dalam pikiran saya:

Ketuhanan YME
Lagu yang dimaenin buat kawinan harus minimal 25 lagu dan baru latian sekali *LANGSUNG MINGKEM*
Dresscode adalah formal dan rapi jali, sehingga saya bingung ini RAMBUT HARUS DIAPAIN?!
Waktu semakin sempit dan saya sempet-sempetnya blogging.. Aduh biyungggggggggg! Siapa sih penemu Multiply?!
Ini yang paling parah. Format bandnya adalah gitar, bass, saxophone, dan vocal. MAMPUS GUA!
GHOST AT SCHOOL :|

Oke oke harus siap-siap..

TUNGGU LAPORAN BERIKUTNYA YA!

dan

WIS MI LAK!

[pic] KIRIMAN DARI TEMAN-TEMANKU

2008-10-29T04:03:00.000-07:00

Spesial thanks to: Arddhe, Savirra, Nadya, Thevetia, dan Kusno Subici atas hadiah dari kalian, kiriman dari negeri seberang telah saya terima! Sungguh teman yang pengertian, tau aja apa yang gua suka.

TUNGGU BALASANKU!

Neng, ngadep abang donk sini.. Nahan godaan ya?

Masa jenggotan?!

HIDUP DANGDUT KOPLOOO!

p.s

Ada yang punya "bokong semok" ga? (JUDUL LAGU, SUWER!)

DARI 4, CUMA 1 YANG BERES

2008-10-26T01:23:00.000-07:00

Hahaha judul yang aneh. Bodo nanan!

Jadi gini, saya baru pulang dari Low Yat (pusat komputer gitu deh, capek gua jelasin lagi) untuk membeli aksesoris untuk Acep tercinta (sounds so homo!). Barang yang kubeli adalah: SCREEN GUARD, KEYBOARD PROTECTOR yang terbuat dari silikon (tolong singkirkan Pamela Anderson dari otakku!), WIRELESS MOUSE butut dengan teknologi bluetooth, dan sebuah MOUSE PAD rasa keju (ya ngga lah!).

Langsung aja ya.

Yang pertama adalah SCREEN GUARD alias PELINDUNG LAYAR. Pemasangannya adalah kaya masang stiker gitu, yang tempel terus tarik. Nah, saya bisa nempelnya tapi bego nariknya! Selain itu, ada sisa-sisa STIKER HARGA yang nempel di screen guard tersebut, jadi di layarnya si Acep ada putih-putih semi-permanen gitu deh. Liat gambar biar lebih ngerti.

Arah jam stengah 7 ada putih-putih bekas stiker harga

Yang kedua adalah KEYBOARD PROTECTOR, terbuat dari silikon loh (emang ngapa?!) yang awalnya gua pikir karet..haha kampung bet dah. Masalahnya adalah saya salah beli ukuran, kegedean buat Acep yang imut ini! Anggepannya kaya saya yang kecil dan imut ini dipakein baju XXL. Untuk lebih jelas, silakan liat gambar dibawah.

mbleber ke kiri dan kanan gitu deh

Yang ketiga adalah MOUSE BUTUT BESERTA BLUTUTNYA. Entah kenapa ngga bisa digunakan, kemungkinan besar adalah karena kegaptekan saya. Emang ga ditakdirin buat sok hightech kali ye. Ada fotonya sih tapi ga usah deh, kaga ngaruh sih dereshishishishishi!

Yang keempat adalah MOUSE PAD berwarna ungu, warna janda gitu deh. Cuma itu yang ga rusak dan bisa digunakan. Tunggu, bisa digunakan?! Boro-boro, mousenya aja rusak!

Oooh Acep, maafkan aku.

RANDOM THINGS OF THE DAY

2008-10-24T21:26:00.000-07:00

Sudah lama tidak online dan pastinya dikangenin sama temen-temen. Maaf saya ga bermaksud bikin kangen, emang dari sononya ngangenin sihhhh.. *pasang tameng berelemen api*
Perkenalkan si Acep. Bukan pacar gue kok, kalo itu mah tunggu aja official announcement-nya..huguagagaga ketauan deh. Udah gitu yang bener aja nama pacar saya Acep, hombreng donk eykeee?! Acep adalah singkatan dari Acer Aspire, yang bisa juga berarti "Aiiih cepatnyaaaa", dibandingkan dengan leptop lamaku yang "Aiiiih sungguh minta dibanting" karena tingkat kelemotannya melebihi kelemotan otak saya tiap baru bangun tidur. Oke Acep, selamat menempuh hidup baru. Kau akan menyesal karena meninggalkan gudang penyimpanan dan menempuh hidup baru di kamar Deo the Destroyer.. Muahahahahahahah! *ketawa iblis*. Klik disini buat liat foto paling gantengnya Acep.
Kembali ke topik kedua, saya sedang menjalin hubungan spesial dengan seseorang hihihi udah kaya martabak aje spesial-spesialan. Yah belom official resmi sih, masih TTMan gitu deh. Biasalah abege metropolitan.. Mau tau siapa wanita beruntung itu? Mau tauuuuu aja! xD
Lawak Kampus adalah komik favorit saya saat ini! Judulnya aneh? Tunggu sampai kamu mendengar nama karakternya: Si Kosong, Tertekan, Mr. Noodle, Boss, bebop, dan masih banyak lagi. Komik buatan Malaysia ini emang top abis.. Akhirnya ada yang mantep! Mana nih komikus Indonesia? :p
Happy Deepavali.

Pangsit goreng bakmi GM!

(norak) WOIII GUE MOBILE LOHq!

2008-10-16T02:10:00.000-07:00

Akhirnya stelah lama berkecimpung dalam dunia peronlainan, saya merasakan yg namanya jatuh cinta (ups curhat!), maksud saya merasakan yg namanya online mobile..hehe. Kok nmnya mobile ya, pdhl kan gue di kamar.

Yah anyway, GUE KEREN KAN?? (moga2 boldnya berjalan lancar.) Walopun ini jg pake hp orang (yah stengah godzilla sih sbnrnya) hehe thx dasya. Maklum hp gua primitip hehe. Ngga deng sayanya aja kok yg gaptek, maaf ya hpku krn aku telah meledekmu.

sdikit pesan buat temen2 diluar sana:
oi maaf cuy, gua kaga ada pulsa jd sms2 lu pada tidak terbalas. Dont worry I still love you!

2008-10-07T11:00:00.000-07:00

jam 2 pagi lewat 4 menit

Meet DEO!
PRIA PALING SABAR DI SELURUH DUNIA
THE MOST PATIENT GUY EVER EXISTED

A MIGRATION?!

2008-10-07T06:16:00.000-07:00

Oke..
kenapa semua postingan Multiply gua tiba-tiba nyasar ke Blogspot sini?!
Sungguh terkejut hatiku melihat ini semua terjadi begitu saja!!!

Yah nasib dah, niat blog dengan full Bahasa Inggris jadi gagal deh.
Emang bocah Bekasi ya bocah Bekasi aja kali ye, ga usah sok-sokan jadi British..wakakaka.

Bagus juga sih, gua ga usah capek2x update blogspot hihihi.
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah cilukba!

[pic] KECELAKAAN F1 PALING PARAH.. SAMPE COPOT GITU!

2008-10-07T03:33:00.000-07:00

owemji.. aku kan seharusnya mengerjakan tugas..

CATATAN HARI RAYA

2008-10-01T21:25:00.000-07:00

Lama tidak online.
Ga ada kata terlambat dalam blogging..

Udah tiga kali puasa tiga kali lebaran saya habiskan di negara orang, Bang Toyib banget dah! Si abang sih enak ada yang menanti (saya mencium aroma curcol jadi lebih baik kita hentikan disini). Yah begitulah, ~~lebaran~~ hari raya tahun ini lagi-lagi saya rayakan di negara orang. Denger cerita temen-temen mengenai pengalaman mereka mudik dan kumpul sama keluarga besar bener-bener bikin saya jambak-jambak rambut sekuat tenaga.

Kangen sama suasana perjalanan panjang Bekasi-Purwokerto selama beberapa belas jam. Bokap nyetir di depan (ya masa diatas!), saya duduk di sebelah beliau dan terlibat langsung dalam petualangan "Mobil Sedan Menerjang Lautan Truk Gandeng" sambil dengerin satu kaset Queen sepanjang perjalanan (bayangin betapa muaknya sang tape player). Kangen juga ngerasain gepengnya pantat bohayku akibat dari overduduk. Belom lagi ketika ngumpul sama keluarga jauh, ketemu mas Dodi dan adek2xnya yang kocak2x. Kangen pengen dapet angpau juga..huahaha lupa usia. Kesimpulan: KANGEN PENGEN LEBARANAN DI KAMPUANG NAN JAUAH DI MATO!

Yah tapi nasib berkata lain. Raya (baca: rayeu) tahun ini harus dirayakan di 'rumah orang'. Supaya blog saya setidaknya bisa informatif: RAYA adalah istilah orang Malaysia dalam menyebut hari raya Idul Fitri. Yah istilahnya kalo di Indonesia itu LEBARAN, di Turki disebut RAMAZAN BAYRAMI, atau Bangladesh ROJAR EID. Informatif dan berguna kan? Iya donk blog siapa dulu..

Hari raya pertama saya bangun jam stgh 7 pagi. Entah kenapa tiap solat idul fitri pasti bawaannya bete dan males, melebihi ketika sahur. Ooh Tuhan maafkanlah hamba-Mu yang berdosa ini. Setelah mandi, eek dan sikat gigi, saya langsung memilih baju koko yang paling putih (sebenernya udah disiapin). Tidak lupa mengenakan parfum dan bedak baby supaya fisik ganteng ini semakin suci. Dan sayapun juga bereksperimen dengan rambut saya, yaitu dengan menguncirnya lalu menutupnya dengan peci supaya tidak ada 'serabut' di sisi kanan-kiri-belakang peci saya. Setelah sekeluarga siap tempur, kita ga langsung ke medan perang tapi foto-foto dulu donk..hehe.

Giring bertransformasi menjadi H. Rhoma Irama

Setelah siap tempur, kita pun segera menuju mesjid terdekat untuk menunaikan ibadah shalat sunah Ied. Ga masjid juga sih sebenernya, kita solat di rumahnya dubes gitchu dey, dan emang tiap taun Wisma Duta (sebutan untuk rumah DuBes tersebut) mengadakan shalat Ied berjamaah. Yah lumayan mengobati kerinduan sih, karena isinya emang masteng-mbakteng yang ga mudik jadi lumayan serasa di masjid An-Nuur deket rumah di Jakarta sono, bedanya disini kaga ada anak-anak singkong tengil yang maen petasan (padahal 'anak singkong tengil'-nya adalah saya dan teman2x).

Makan berjamaah pasca shalat

Setelah bersalaman dengan kerabat di Wisma Duta baik yang kenal maupun ga kenal, kita sekeluarga ga langsung pulang ataupun kerumah temen untuk bersilaturahmi. Layaknya film keluarga di tipi, saya dan sekeluarga pergi ke Taman Tasik Titiwangsa yang merupakan sebuah danau buatan yg tiap malem diisi sama orang pacaran mulu. Bermodalkan boks-boks makanan yang dibagiin ketika di Wisma Duta, kita pun mendadak piknik. Cuma kurang tiker sama radio aja sebenernya -_-

Tak ada tikar bangku punjabi

Kira-kira stengah jam kita makan ayam-karet-dari-RM-Padang (alot banget soalnya!) sambil menikmati pemandangan danau yang......jelek dan bikin putus asa, abis itu kita langsung meluncur menuju ke sebuah open house. Saya agak males sebenernya. Selain karena ngantuk dan pengen lanjutin maen Tekken 5, saya emang agak risih juga kalo bertamu kerumah temen bokapnyokap gitu. Bapak2x Ibu2x-nya sih akrab, lah kita sebagai anak kaga kenal sapa2x dan berakhir dengan kebetean tingkat tinggi. Kalo minta pulang dimarahin, jadi ya kita menikmati siksaan batin aja..haha. Moga-moga nyokap gua ga baca deh, bisa-bisa dijutekin seminggu penuh nih..hehehe. Nasib dah ckckck.

Waduh panjang bener! Udahan ah!!!

Minal Aidin wal Faidzin
Mohon maaf jiwa dan raga
Mohon maaf rohani dan jasmani
dan yang pasti..
MOHON MAAF LAHIR DAN BATIN

Bonus:
Bentuk rambut saya setelah ditutupin peci selama 8 jam nonstop.

September 28th 2008

2008-09-27T06:41:00.000-07:00

Sebelum membaca postingan bersejarah ini, ada baiknya kita memberikan sepatah goyang (Anisa Bahar kalee), eh maksud saya sepatah ucapan selamat kepada sang empunya blog, atas bisa digunakannya T O M B O L S P A C E setelah sempat mati suri selama satu hari. Memang sih belum sembuh 100% dan masih harus menggunakan alat bantu untuk bernafas layaknya pasien di rumah sakit, tapi bodo nanan yg penting U D A H B I S A S P A S I. Bagaimana bisa? Silakan terawang gambar dibawah ini:

entah kenapa ga bisa di-rotate

Saya ditemani oleh Japra si Master Sifu dan Mas Sammy (semoga ejaannya bener, pengen nulis "Semi" tapi kok bawaannya negatif mulu ya huahahaha) ke sebuah pusat komputer di KL bernama Low Yat. Kalo di Jakarta semacam Glodok gitu deh, tapi bedanya ga ada yang nawarin,"Mas baru mas, cewe Bandung ada cewe Jepang ada" alias orang nawarin pelem bokep (woi puasa Yo!). Bedanya lagi, berada di Low Yat bagaikan berada di film Mandarin tanpa terjemahan, sehingga agak susah juga buat kita untuk komunikasi dengan penjaga toko. Kalo di Glodok kan asik tuh tinggal "syalalabumbum" langsung ngerti deh tuh tukang serpisnya. Not to forget, saya harus merelakan data-data saya di hard disk lama, baik yang tingkat kepentingannya hanya 0.5% sampai 1000000% *nangis bombay*

Setelah keliling pusat komputer 2 jam dalam keadaan puasa dan dikelilingi cewe-cewe pake tengtop (bayangkan penderitaanku!), akhirnya kita sampe juga ke tempat servis. PC saya ternyata bermasalah di hard disk, dan saya pikir hard disk tersebut masih bergaransi tapi ternyata TELAT SEMINGGU!! Kamfretz emang tuh yg punya toko, telat cuma seminggu doank kaga dikasih, padahal garansinya 3 bulan (so what?!). Akhirnya saya harus mengeluarkan kocek lebih untuk beli hard disk baru dengan garansi 3 tahun. Hehehe begitulah yang dinamakan dengan belajar dari pengalaman *gaya ekstra keren*. Sial padahal budgetnya buat beli webcam secara gua sekarang anak Skype gitchu logh.

Bagaimana dengan laptop? Kok akhirnya keyboardnya jadi kaya kembar siam gitu?
Itu semua karena murni kesotoyan saya yang kira-kira seperti ini,"Ahhh ganti keyboard doank, paling berapa sih?!". Dan ternyata emang 'berapa sih' banget, sampe 250 Ringgit alias 800rb-an!!! Saya yang berpenghasilan lebih kecil dari tuyul ini bisa dapat uang sebanyak itu darimana?! Akhirnya saya menggunakan cara alternatif, yakni pake ekky alias eksternal keyboard. Kalo lagi bego, saya saranin buat sekali-sekali nyobain ngetik pake dua keyboard, entah kenapa serasa kerja di NASA..huahaahhahaa.

Yah pokoknya gitu deh.

SEMUAserbaRUSAK

2008-09-25T19:10:00.000-07:00

Komputer-YANG-baru-SELESAI-dibenerin
kemarenRUSAKlagi
dan
SAYA-sangat-MUAK-membawanya-KE-tempatSERVISkomputer
(yaiyalahMASAtempatSERVISmotor)

danPAGIiniSAYAmenemukanLAPTOPsaya
dalamKEADAAN
TOMBOL_SPACE_TIDAK_BISA_DIGUNAKAN

TERLALUbanyakCOBAANdiBULANramadhanYANGhampirSELESAIini

AN EMO POST! DON'T READ!

2008-09-19T12:50:00.000-07:00

Jealousy.

Fills my eager with such desire, sets my soul on fire.

I don't wanna love her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God of love, please release me from this suffer..

You came too late, God! Look at her, she now already belongs to someone else!
You should've came earlier, mannnnn. YOU FUCKING SHOULD!!!!!!!!

dammit.

JAPANESE, OH PLEASE...

2008-09-11T13:32:00.001-07:00

Portable napkins

Eco cigarette lighter

Noodle-eating complement device

Rainwater harvesting

Swiss knife for agriculture

3D photocamera

Multi-functional tie

Bugs killer + slipper

THIS IS CERTAINLY THE MOST ULTIMATE WEBSITE EVER MADE!!

2008-09-10T23:40:00.000-07:00

I just feel like sharing this humble yet knowledgable website:
click here

A DEADLY CONVERSATION

2008-09-09T04:45:00.001-07:00

Albert Yap

September 6 at 11:12pm

Yo!!

U better come...otherwise i'll make u pl;ay Twinkle2 Little Stars the next time we jam at Bangkok Jazz

Deo Pleiades

September 7 at 12:04am

Don't worry, I'll come to NBT and play Twinkle2 Lil' Stars at Bangkok Jazz. On C minor, how about that?? Haha. *SOK-SOK NANTANGIN YANG BERAKHIR DENGAN PENYESALAN*

It's on 23rd, correct?

Albert Yap

Today at 1:46pm

hey...

nice to hear from you this often

COOL!

Yup,its the 23-24 Sept...

Why play on Cmin. only.??? *ONLY????*

How about solo over changes of a cycle of #5 starting on Cmin.

And then proceed to a cycle of b3, this time approach it starting from D phrygian.

Means u play the phrygian scale applying cycle of b3, starting from D phrygian. Got IT??? *NO!!!!!!!!!*

Then when u finally get em' under your fingers...

Do the following:-

For each of the above exercises, after playing two scales, play the proceeding scale 1/2 step higher or lower, then proceed to another two scales *wait wait, let me understand the previous paragraph first*... etc etc

These are finger calisthenics *finger cali...what?!!* which build finger strength and you get to work your chops at the same time.

Remember... try to create melodic fragments to link it to the subsequent scales.

bro, i'm not kiddin' you!! *I'M NOT KIDDING YOU TOO!*

There are numerous combinations to approach playing outside the conventional method. What i showed you are an approach towards playing against a single minor chord over many bars (e.g SO WHAT, IMPRESSION) and approach to playing over dominant chords.

For a start, approach the dominant chords by playing the above-mentioned method starting with the perfect fifth note of the dominant chord. (e.g G7 - start with D note, C7 - start with G note etc etc) *!@*^#*&@^#@&*#^@&*#^@&#^&*^!&#^!*

Have fun...let me know wht your ears tells after each session.

Use them when u jam this thurs at Bkk Jazz *wait, wait.. This Thursday???!! It takes me forever to understand what you're saying!*

CHEERS!

*sigh*

2008-09-08T21:28:00.001-07:00

MID-TERM BREAK!!!!

2008-09-07T22:44:00.000-07:00

Yippie kay yayyyyyyyy!!
This week is a week off. It's gonna be fun and colorful!!

So here's my what-to-do plan:

Re-read Naruto and One Piece from the very beginning
Probably spend 42.5% of the whole holiday playing C.S.O (should be C.C.S: Chinese Counter Strike) and re-playing Age of Empires III @ the usual Cyber Cafe. Gotta beat that Cukong guy!
This is a fasting month, so I'm not going to malls because you know the word: TEMPTATION (with capital letters). In fact, I can't go anywhere! Yes, I'm indirectly blaming the month..haha.
Honing my unimproving guitar skills.
....

No, it's not gonna be fun and colorful. *sigh*

2008-09-06T14:58:00.000-07:00

WHAT IS SAHUR IN ENGLISH??
It's not in my old-dusty-somehow spooky-English-Indonesia-dictionary, but look what I found. Tadaaaaa!

"Suhoor

Suhoor (Arabic:سحور lit. of the dawn), also called Sehri, Sahari and Sahur in other languages, is an Islamic term referring to the meal consumed early in the morning by Muslims before fasting, sawm, in daylight hours during the Islamic month of Ramadan. The meal is eaten before the sun rises, and before the fajr or dawn prayer. Suhoor as the morning meal is matched by iftar as the evening meal, during Ramadan. "

*wow I never thought my blog could be this informative*

That'd be why I post this post in the early morning (it's 5.45 anyway). Yep, I just did my sahur. I usually went to bed (again) right after I finished it, but not today.

I GOTTA HELP MY BESTFRIEND DOING HER ASSIGNMENT.

I can't help it, man. I could choose to enjoy my sleep and continue dreaming about Fist of the North Star *SWEATDROPPED*, but somehow deep inside my heart my instinct chose to help her out and that suddenly reflects me as a really really good friend that everybody wants.. Somebody please bitch-slap me, now!!

Well, I AM ENJOYING this moment (yes, it's currently in progress). Talking and joking with her in an unusual manner of time, which brings us to the next level of timeless-friendship *nyengir ekstra lebar sambil tersipu malu*

GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!

[a letter for my blogspot] REVIVING YOU

2008-09-05T10:59:00.001-07:00

Dear bloggiespottie,

How are you?
It's been a while since the last time I updated you. You look bigger and more mature now. How long have I left you? I can even see spider webs everywhere. Don't worry, there's no secret ingredients! *just watched Kungfu Panda a minute ago*

Yes, it's my fault for not remembering your existence (I never meant to break your programmable-heart, though). It's just... urgh, I don't know how to say this..

*the next sentence might break your heart into pieces*

MULTIPLY is far more interesting than you, Blogspot.

Well, life is heavy my friend..

ps: I thank my friend who reminded me that I HAD BLOGSPOT

LOCATE YOUR BOYFRIEND/GIRFRIEND!!!

2008-06-02T02:41:00.000-07:00

Hello blogger!

So, you do have boyfriend/girlfriend? Be cautious! We all know that nowadays there are a lot of dishonest person who would lie even to their own lovers. And me, personally, a victim. Sooo before I start some melancholy-story-of-mine, let's get to the point.

I'd like to thank satellite services, for its ability to locate your boyfriend/girlfriend only by using their cellphone number. Yes, cellphone number! Aren't you ready to know how? Here goes:

Click here
Enter the cellphone number you'd like to locate
Wait for a minute or two.
Voila!

Yes, you're most welcome.

IT'S ALL OVER!

2008-05-28T09:32:00.000-07:00

no more classes.
no more projects.
no more exams.
and even better..
no more measles!

Jakartaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ready or not, here I come xD

2008-05-19T02:42:00.000-07:00

It's not happening. THERE ARE REQUESTS for me to blog this update! I mean, to update this blog. I'm quite happy, I thought nobody would care but the fact is they do. Awwwww I'm now crying under the sentimental moods.. Though I know it's just a wet-expired (basa basi). You don't believe it? Neither do I. But please take a look at the chat-box. It's really happening!!

Okay, let's count it down. For the sake of your desire! To powerrrrrrrr!

Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Twoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Ooooooooooooooone...

TADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
UPDATED!!!

NO MORE BLUES

2008-05-04T09:37:00.000-07:00

Fly, my heart, go tell her please
That I can't be alone like this anymore
Send the prayers that burn now
She must return now
I can't bear to suffer anymore

No more tears of sadness
That way lies madness, for
Alone I'll find no peace, I'll know no beauty
When there's only darkness around me
That will never end, will never, ever end

But, if she returns to me
Then there'll be no more sadness
Just crazy madness
There are far fewer fishes in the sea, my love
Than there are kisses waiting here
For you beside me

How I will enfold you then
In millions of unending warm embraces
I will hold you tight like this
And strong like this
And close like this
And long like this
We'll be together endlessly
And we'll be through
With all this foolishness of you so far from me.
Don't want it anymore
This foolishness of you so far from me.
We're going to end it now
This foolishness of you so far from me.

2008-04-26T22:44:00.000-07:00

It was Sat night.
As a hip youngster, I decided to go for a little walk with a giant hope to enjoy Sat-night-girls. No explicit meaning okay. As a holy-doly person, what I actually meant is to appreciate the beauty of theirs that God gave them. So yeah, I cleaned up my shoes and I was off to go.

Pavilion is one of the most stylish mall in town, again I mentioned that. I planned to watch a movie and there was I, queuing in a line to watch LOVE, an Indonesian movie. I also don't understand why the fug I chose that movie to watch. I hate drama and romantic movie. Every single-single hate it. And yeah, the title was pretty obvious that this movie would be most likely about love. Dammit. I think I watched the Fairy OddParents a bit too much.

Ok, let's make a little calculation.
(being single + sat night + romantic movies) x the numbers of couples = BAD IDEA.

So I asked my friend to join me. And again, I didn't know what I was thinking about. My friend was a guy. So it was pretty gay. Saturday night, watching a romantic movie with a guy. I think I'm gonna puke. But anyway, Wulan Guritno was damn hot. Woolund Gooreatknow, ok?

And the poster makes it even more obvious:

RANDOM SHOTS OF THE DAY

2008-04-24T13:29:00.000-07:00

Dasya owns the floor

"Lama-lama gua sembur juga nih."

Attack of the second-hand

"What you look look?"

I wonder what'd happen if Godzilla appeared

I'M OFFICIALLY AN IMMORTALIZER

2008-04-24T12:24:00.000-07:00

First of all, I'd like to congratulate Denov and Dasya. For those who doesn't know them, they're monsters born as my siblings (Don't tell them about this or they'll shit on me!). Denov is my 15 years young brother, and Dasya is my sister.

Today we went to Pavilion (One of the most stylish mall in town). Me the great, my old man, and Dasya. We went there to get a camera that Denov had been wanting (He always get what he wants) and to get a cellphone that Dasya had been dreaming of (She always get what she dreams). Me? I got a cheap and low-quality-sofa-bed for my room, no kidding. My inequitable life has become more unjust, huh? Well, that's the risk of being the first-born. I take it with all my heart and all my soul.. Amen.

Anyway, this is the camera we purchased:

(yeah, he's a lucky bastard)

I'm gonna post some pictures I've taken right after we bought it. I'm building my skill on photography, please be understandable for notorieties that might occur. And hell yeah, I now can immortalize everything! I'm the king of the worldddd! We're so happy for finally having a camera again, since the old one broke down a year ago.

Now I can blog like most bloggers do. Post pictures like krazy instead of words. Feeling teased?

TELETUBBIES?

2008-04-22T13:48:00.000-07:00

It's now 4.49 in the morning. Instead of looking around emptily with empty stomach and super-empty wallet, I will just post an unempty picture in this not-so-empty blog.

DUDE, THEY'RE ALL LADIES!
And they look 'hot'

DOES EXCITEMENT KILL?

2008-04-22T04:45:00.000-07:00

I was chatting via Yahoo! Messenger (I actually prefer WLM) with my mega-cool uncle. It started as a casual chat, but ended up with something I didn't expect to happen: He wants me to do a press coverage on the upcoming Miri International Jazz Festival 2008! Who does he think I am? Tintin?

He's the director-in-chief in one of the most famous entertainment tabloid in Jakarta. That'd be the reason why he can do it, I mean asking me such a thing. He's got power, brudderrr! Hahaha I'm so Malaysian. No offense! :p

Yeah, I was thinking the same. WHY GODDAMN ME. I mean, I'm just an imbicyl sludent (slacker-student) who has stupid writing skills and zero experience on doing photography. I talked to myself,"Maybe uncle can see my potential." but it's obviously not it. It's because his employee that should be doing this, suddenly cannot and since my uncle knows that I love Jazz and will be there, he chose me. And that makes me the chosen one, just like Neo from the Matrix. And my name is Deo. Oh my science!! It must be a sign!!! Deo/Neo. Ok, let's focus on this later.

And another issue is, this event will be held at 9th and 10th which are my exam date. I'm not sure, though. Let's hope it's not coz' I really wanna do this job! And in addition, my uncle offers me a HUGE amount of money. Kaching!

Oh-em-gee, I'm too excited. I don't even know whether this will happen or not..hahaha. Does excitement kill? :p

AND HERE GOES THE SECOND POES....T

2008-04-19T12:06:00.000-07:00

Daaangggg baby! Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core really rocks my socks!
And I really need guidance to pimp this site. Can someone help me out? Maybe Uthy? :p

Ok, so here I am, managing my very own Blogspot account. My marketing teacher once said that,"Planning plays a major role on creating a desired future on some scale." Well, here are some plans I've been planning to be planned here.

Using full and as-proper-English-as-I-can. Get proper or die trying. I need to hone it, since this place really worsen my hopeless English. In my place, grammatical error is very common, as their "I understand you understand laaarh"-philosophy has became an epidemic (A very good excuse for my bad English, huh?). In short, I will use English only. Ngarti kaga lu? After so, for style dawng uhhh! (Translation: Udah gitu, supaya gaya donk ahhh!).
Blog almost everything! You will know what I mean..
I will TRY not to blog offending content. I didn't say I promise, though. *whistling*
I will not blog while peeing.

I think that'd be all. Well, they're just plans, which are meant to be broken! Hahahaha. I'm sorry Ms. Sumanthi :p

I'm actually a bit upset right now. Someone is using my 'deodeo' id! I've been using it as my Multiply ID, for more than a year. It's like my other name you know, but Blogspot is too cruel to let someone else has it. And the saddest thing is, that guy doesn't update his blog! Check it out: http://deodeo.blogspot.com. So here I am, intimating myself with 'deodeodeo'. Well, the more the merrier, right? Of course it is. It must be it.

Gosh, I've been talking craps like this gonna be read.

MY VERY FIRST SPOT ON BLOGPOST!

2008-04-17T01:35:00.000-07:00

Based on the title, I affirm that this post is kinda historical.
You guys are so lucky to have witnessed this entry, so is Blogspot for having me here. Wait, is it Blogger/Blogspot? Be knowledgeable, I'm a n00b here (An obvious self-defense). Anyway, since you all have found out that this day is historical, a celebration for this post is acceptable. Have fun with your bicycle!

Okay, the topic for now will be an INTRODUCTION. My pre-school teacher once said,"Before you talk to strangers, be polite by making an introduction about yourself." Since I'm such a well-mannered, respectful, decorous, and polite person, so here goes! (The intro part will be in FAQ format. I don't care, this is my blog what?)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What's your name's full name?
Diande Tunissar Azano.

What are you usually called?
Deo, D, Daindee, Kibeng, Jambrong, Didit (My dad's name), Johnny Depp (My other me).

When is your birthday?
August 22nd.

What year?
Every year.

What are you?
Dude, it's a direct question but very rude. Oh well, scientifically speaking, I'm a bipedal primate belongs to the mammalian species Homo sapiens. I'm genuinely Indonesian, and proud to be one! But why the 'about me' section states that I'm in KL? Well my friend, that's a whole new different story.

END OF FAQ SECTION

If you find that the introduction part is not helping, then help yourself by getting close to me. Well, at least I did my introduction part. I bet you didn't! So who's the man now? Who's ya papa now? *hip-hop style with blings around my shin*

Well, I hope I can make myself at home. Now I welcome you guys to Blogspot! *sweatdropped*